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Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??
She is so satisfied with that joke.
Why the hell were these guys in prison.
Probably for being the only fucking sane people in the entire town.
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever.
no one can convince me otherwise.
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
you looking for this my friend?
why is there a gif for this